Combine softened cream cheese, shredded cheese, chopped pickles, pickle juice, dill, ranch mix, salt, and pepper in a large bowl; stir until smooth.
If too soft, chill for 10 minutes. Spoon onto plastic wrap, shape into a ball, wrap tightly, and refrigerate at least 2 hours or overnight.
Once firm, unwrap and smooth on a serving plate.
Press a pickle slice in the center for the iris, then add an olive slice for the pupil.
Drizzle hot sauce in thin lines for “veins,” and insert pretzel sticks as “optic nerves.”
Serve with crackers or pretzel crisps and keep chilled until ready to eat.